And I'll Form the Head.........

Shaequan
K.
Robinson
I went Pro at sarcasm the day I was born
Full of solutions for problems that aren't mine
Desperately trying to mind my own business
And failing to do so spectacularly
Pokemon Master
Digi-Destined
Time Lord
Jedi Master

April 20, 2012 7:24 pm

pornorobo:

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January 9, 2012 3:27 pm

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Nerd Versus Jock
By: MC Frontalot
Solved
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I’m not saddened to describe: you never mattered to me much.

You were the beautiful ones on the schoolyard

who were quick with a punch,

who were fast to point a flincher out for ridicule and derision,

who could operate athletic equipment with all precision,

who held no superstition about doing unto others.

Therefore I just avoided you. Jackets in school colors

weren’t difficult to spot you in. Don’t associate — solved.

In fact, in retrospect, you barely bothered me at all.

So I bear you no ill will, our eternal rivalry notwithstanding.

You were always the IBM; I was always the Tandy.

Any nerd who couldn’t accept the social order was a cur.

Other nerds would ostracize him. Yet all agreed: we knew for sure

that US > YOU, despite appearance.

Look at now: demand for nerds. Old jocks: stock on clearance.

Scratch potbellies and weep about the elbow and the wife.

I guess I am a little saddened to describe you

but I’m going to be all right.

It’s cool.

I’m not going blame you for saddening me.